Fox Corporation fired popular white supremacist talk show host Tucker Carlson Tuesday for comments he made last week endorsing a white supremacist conspiracy theory. Fox CEO Lachlan Murdoch, who made the announcement Tuesday night, was clearly livid that Carlson had espoused the “great replacement” theory during an appearance on Fox News Primetime. The theory promulgates the notion that the Democratic party is “importing” swarthy, docile Third World immigrants into the United States in order to replace true American voters in a diabolical plot to transform the country into polyglot, socialist hellscape.
“I mean, this is just a bridge too far. We were pretty chill when Tuck’ referred to Iraqis as ‘semi-literate, primitive monkeys’ and when he said that immigrants make America ‘poorer and dirtier,'” Murdoch complained. “We looked the other way when his top writer Blake Neff was forced to resign last year because of egregiously racist online rants against blacks and Asians. We didn’t get upset when he claimed that there was no evidence George Floyd was killed by a policeman. We just ordered another latte when he claimed that white supremacy was a hoax. But publicly embracing the ‘great replacement’ theory like some swastika-tatted, toothless, neo-Nazi meth’ head on national television?”
Roger Metzger, Editor for the daily Ubermensch Bliztkrieg immediately offered Carlson a job upon hearing of his firing. Carlson has yet to reply to Mr. Metzger’s proposal.