Washington, DC –The Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts, which has experienced some unexpected cancellations by various artists recently, has booked the annual South Carolina Cockfighting Classic for January of 2026. The yearly tournament, which is usually held at an abandoned factory in Spartanbug, South Carolina due to the illegality of the sport, was greenlighted by the Trump administration for the Trump-Kennedy Center in light of the spate of cancellations.
“We’re excited to announce that Rob Schneider or Roseanne Barr may emcee the event, which will be bookended by a wet t-shirt contest and a cockroach eating contest,” White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt told the press Friday.
Probably going to happen