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Your inflatable unicorn costume arrives special delivery, courtesy of Soros Enterprises. You try it on, dance in front of the mirror a little. Your wife begs you not to go but your hatred for America and your passionate devotion to Marxism drives you on. You ignore nagging questions like “How will I pee?” and you …
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I, Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman, want to take a little time out of my busy day of beheading journalists, torturing regime critics and pumping money into Jerod Kushner’s investment scam to thank the very edgy American comedians for coming here to perform at The Riyadh Comedy Festival and spreading their unique brand of mirth …
Fox New Anchor Brian Kilmeade pushed back on critics of his statement last week that homeless people who refused social services should receive lethal injections. “Last week, I rather hastily suggested a final solution to the homeless problem, and a lot of folks took what I said out of context when I said ‘Kill ’em,’” …
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The Supreme Court ruled Monday that Abrego Garcia, a Salvadorean national wrongfully deported to his home country, must remain in the CECOT dungeon until authorities there have had the proper time to torture him, strip him of every last ounce of human dignity and provide more Trump officials with the opportunity for photo ops with …
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In a bid to support their president’s tough immigration policies, hundreds of thousands of white Trump supporters around the country are taking backbreaking, low-paying agricultural jobs usually done by immigrants. The surprise movement, which emerged suddenly out of nowhere, has been dubbed the “Caucasian Campesinos” by the media. One of these hardy Trump supporters, Stephanie …
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Washington, DC — Mike Jaworski, a rioter convicted of stomping on a Capitol Police Officer’s head on January 6th, 2021, has been released following President Trump’s sweeping pardons of those charged or convicted for their participation in that day’s ugly events. Jaworski, who during his trial admitted to being duped by President Trump’s lies about …
Former President Donald Trump doubled down on his claim that he had a near death experience on a helicopter ride with soul legend James Brown on Monday. Trump insisted that the Godfather of Soul had been on a helicopter ride with him in some nonspecific time and place when engine problems forced the craft to …
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Former President Donald Trump told a fired-up crowd of Republican Christians Friday night that if he won this year’s election, they would no longer need to exercise their right to vote in four years because “we’ll have it fixed so good, you won’t have to vote.” Appearing at the Turning Point Action event in West …
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Pierre, South Dakota –Embattled South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem now claims that she shot her dog Cricket not simply for being aggressive but also because she voted illegally for Joe Biden in the 2020 Election as part of a massive Democratic Party voter fraud scheme. While Noem’s critics say her most recent rationale for dragging …
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