Pierre, South Dakota –Embattled South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem now claims that she shot her dog Cricket not simply for being aggressive but also because she voted illegally for Joe Biden in the 2020 Election as part of a massive Democratic Party voter fraud scheme.

While Noem’s critics say her most recent rationale for dragging her puppy to a gravel pit and shooting her is a preposterous lie to salvage her waning hopes of being Donald Trump’s Vice President in the 2024 race, Noem argued that her dog voting was no more ludicrous than the charges that millions of illegal immigrants and dead people voted in 2020.