America-hating, radical leftist groups with poor hygiene are looking forward to terrorizing good, clean, conservative, white American citizens come January 20th, according to statements from various unshaven bolshevik traitors. “Joe Biden’s 47 years of posing as a centrist, moderate Democrat have finally paid off,” Ian McCormick, National Director of the Gay Socialist Jihadi Drum Circle announced Saturday morning.
“He’s given us the secret head nod in one of his speeches that is the command to march into the suburbs on January 20th and utterly eradicate the homes of hard-working, God-fearing, tax-paying, Constitution-loving real Americans. We’re going to burn their Bibles and put them into camps where they will be forced to study Mao’s Little Red Book and eat watery gruel with dirty chop sticks. After six months, the ones who can recite the book from memory and are free of lice and the crabs can join our drum circle.”