Washington, DC — Mike Jaworski, a rioter convicted of stomping on a Capitol Police Officer’s head on January 6th, 2021, has been released following President Trump’s sweeping pardons of those charged or convicted for their participation in that day’s ugly events. Jaworski, who during his trial admitted to being duped by President Trump’s lies about the 2020 Election, now proclaims his pride at being willing to “fight fight fight for President Trump” during the assault on the Capitol that left more than one hundred and forty police officers injured and at least five people dead.
The forty-seven year old former member of the Paunchy Patriots, a militia group devoted to preserving Americans’ Second Amendment rights and eating copious amounts of garlic fries, was jubilant upon his release from the DC Jail, and is clearly savoring the next chapter of his life.
“The next time I stomp on some Deep State bastard’s head, I know President Trump will have my back,” Jaworski crowed. “There’s something very empowering about knowing that the law doesn’t apply to you. President Trump taught me that important American value, and I can hardly wait to get out there and hunt me down some communist sons-of-bitches!”