Phil Jaworski, a fervent Trump supporter who died of the coronavirus in March has taken the Country music world by storm with his posthumously written hit “Buried in My MAGA Hat,” a musical encomium to President Trump that celebrates contracting the virus and dying of it as a means of “triggering the libs.”
Jaworksi, who made news last year when he warned during an interview at a Trump rally in September that “My AR-15 is locked and loaded if Democrats abuse the Constitution by using one of its provisions” in reference to House Democrats’ efforts to impeach the president, edged out Country star Randy Weatherby’s hit “Take Your Koran and Shove It” for Billboard’s top spot. Dangerous Neighbors is proud to present the full lyrics for “Buried in My MAGA Hat.”
Before the Donald came along
I was just a rube
I drank my beer
Told racist jokes
And grabbed the barmaid’s boobs
But Trump made me feel special
He really felt my pain
I caught his act in Tulsa
Just like Herman Cain
(CHORUS)
I’m Buried in My MAGA Hat
It triggers liberal folks
That I refused to wear a mask
And died from their new hoax
I’m buried in MAGA Hat
The Donald would be proud
I screamed at low paid grocery clerks
And boy did I get loud
I took Hydroxychloroquine
And puked upon the lawn
I started to hallucinate
And then joined QAnon
Instead of beer I drank some bleach
It didn’t taste that good
And it didn’t clean my lungs out
The way Trump said it would
(CHORUS)
My wife said I was foolish
For thinking Trump was great
So I had to call Sean Hannity
And report her as “Deep State”
But when I hung the phone up
I started to decline
I died in front of Fox News
As they said “Things are fine.”
(CHORUS)