Trump Supporter Dies of Coronavirus Hoax

Passionate Donald Trump supporter Phil Jaworski died of the Coronavirus Monday night at Presence Saint Joseph Hospital in Chicago, insisting to his final breath that he was in fact dying from the flu despite testing positive for COVID-19 last week.

Jaworksi made news last year when he warned during an interview at a Trump rally in September that “My AR-15 is locked and loaded if Democrats abuse the Constitution by using one of its provisions” in reference to House Democrats’ efforts to impeach the president.

Doctors believe Jaworski caught the virus from his son Mike, who was visiting his parents in Chicago and who also tested positive for COVID-19 but was asymptomatic. The younger Jaworski similarly dismissed his father’s diagnosis as the work of “left-wing, Deep State medical science.”

“He didn’t even want to go to the hospital,” Jaworski said. “My mother dragged him here. He knew Medicare was a socialist Ponzi scheme. He should have died in front of the TV watching Fox News and cradling his AR-15.”

Jaworski, who was in town to attend the “Paunchy Patriots” gun show when his father got sick, vowed to carry on his father’s fight against the Deep State. He planned to attend the gun show in spite of Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker’s executive order banning gatherings of 50 people or more.

“Governor Pritzker’s ban is clearly unconstitutional since it selectively targets large gatherings on the unfounded theory that larger groups of people increase the odds of transmitting a virus. I don’t know where they came up with that.”