Patriots and Constitutional scholars around the nation have begun to rise up and defy the left-wing, modern medical science that has needlessly brought the economy to a standstill and cast the long, sinister shadow of socialism over our fruited plains.
Ironically, the focal point of the rebellion is in Idaho, a state that now has more Coronavirus cases per capita than California and includes Blaine County, which boasts the highest per capita concentration of confirmed cases in the entire nation. Rural Idaho conservatives are generally wary of socialist government services such as paved streets, fire codes, postal deliveries, police and fire departments and public libraries.
Constitutional experts such as Ammon Bundy, who led an armed takeover of a wildlife refuge in Oregon in 2016 that became a 41 day standoff with law enforcement, says that Republican Governor Brad Little “overreached” with his March 25th stay at home order. Bundy said he is willing to “physically defend citizens’ constitutional right to peacefully assemble and share the ‘Chinese virus,’ which is either the flu or a bio-weapon or the common cold or a hoax or all of the above, with fellow patriots.”
“I want the virus now,” Bundy exclaimed in a meeting with other patriots in an old factory north of Boise. Bundy is currently searching for a venue for an Easter Sunday service he hopes will attract up to one thousand people. Bundy is extending a special invitation to those who may be infected with the virus to attend. “I’m asking those with symptoms or who have tested positive to spit into a bathtub which I will get into and soak in while the pastor prays over me. That way, I can get it, develop Godly anti-bodies, and be resistant to future strains of it so I can continue my fight against the socialists who perpetrated this hoax in the first place.”