President Trump issued an executive order Wednesday morning declaring that “the past does not exist, never took place and therefore cannot be referred to in public discourse or in print in any way.”
Critics immediately claimed the president was attempting to erase the recent historical record of his statements on the Coronavirus, which, if they existed, would have shown that the president dismissed the crisis early on and were replete with dubious information, distortion and lies.
In contrast, Trump supporters were elated with the new order. Senator Lindsey Graham noted that “the Deep State has viciously used the president’s own statements against him in the past…well, I guess I can’t say that now that the past doesn’t exist. They’re planning to use his past comments against him, which they can’t do now, since they no longer exist. Checkmate, libtards.”
However, far-left, extremist anti-Trump radicals defied the order and underscored a series of non-existent Trump quotes from the past and contrasted them with his more recent statements, including his reversal on the Coronavirus being like the common flu.
For instance, yesterday, in his press conference, the president said, “A lot of people that thought about it, ride it out, don’t do anything, ride it out, and think of it as the flu. But it’s not the flu. It’s vicious.” As rabid Trump haters pointed out, as recently as February 26th, which no longer exists, Trump said “This is a flu. This is like a flu.”
Another Trump critic, Milo Ranchard, alluded to Trump’s non-existent March 17th statement in which he claimed that he had “always known this is real–this is a pandemic. I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.” Ranchard pointed out that the World Health Organization had declared the Coronavirus a pandemic on March 11th, just six days before, and that Trump had insisted on continuing his mass rallies six days before that on March 6th, apparently while knowing a pandemic was sweeping the world.